I appreciate wittiness, intelligent banter, truth and loyalty, and those who have more than the rest, but can still be humble enough to walk among us and not stand out. I also like to laugh, I like animals, and I like not having to pretend to be someone I'm not to impress a majority. Come all ye'.....yeah just come all ye.
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ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:


The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

ladoddsy:

streetlightarson:

perfectperfidy:

boxlunches:

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

Oh

What the fuck that isn’t safe

No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly. 

'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'

It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.

Yes my wifi is called “Just the Tip.” I’m sorry if you have a problem with that but my roommates and I think thats the best card in Cards Against Humanity and so we drunkenly made it our wifi name. 

Life Update: So the light in the bathroom is dead, so we hung a torch/flashlight on the end of the string that turns the light on. However, you need to pump the torch/flashlight to get it to turn on, which makes the string swing back and forth. 

Peeing has never felt more like a rave, and probably never will.